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Miley Cyrus: Meltdown Watch

13 Aug

It was pretty clear something would go awry with Miley Cryrus after that Vanity Fair June 2008 photo shoot. You know, the one where she was placed inside of her father’s crotch?  Yeah, that one. But, she seemed to be growing up surprisingly well for a child star. She finished off Hannah Montana normally, even making a 2009 movie and appearing in several other Disney projects. She lent her voice to 2008’s Bolt and transitioned into a post-Hannah life with the safe chick-flick The Last Song (2010).
So far, so good. Even that video of Cyrus on “salvia” was quickly forgotten along with her November “stoner” admission. It was just silly Miley being a rebellious teen!

I hope this is the picture over the Cyrus Family fireplace

Then, this summer happened. First she announced her engagement to Aussie cutie Liam Hemsworth. Even though the two are planning “a long engagement” that’s a lot of commitment for a 19-year-old. I would know, being 19 and all. Then she stopped generally wearing pants and bleached her hair. How, “not a girl, not yet a woman of her.”

Is Liam upset she’s wearing his suit jacket as a complete outfit?

Obviously, the pants forgetting and blonde hair dying wouldn’t be the end of Cyrus’s summer. This weekend, she chopped off all her hair, unfortunately reminding me of a more sane Britney circa 2008 (even though she’s quite excited about the new haircut, congrats MyCy). If she gets an umbrella in hand, everyone watch out. But, luckily Cyrus is going to work! She’s successfully booked a show. Out of every series that would love to have her on for a ratings-bump, she’s decided on Charlie Sheen’s leftovers: Two And a Half Men. She’ll play half-man August T. Jones’ love interest this season and appear on multiple episodes.

As long as she doesn’t agree to actually working with Sheen, there’s some hope! Welcome to Miley Cyrus’ Quarter-Life Crisis. I’m willing to bet it’ll be a bumpy ride.

No. Words….

No Dress, No Problem

16 May

For the longest time, I wanted to be a fashion writer. Then I came to my senses after like seven years of delusions or something. Since then, I haven’t really written about anything fashion-y. Until right now. Except, I don’t think this can be considered fashion. It’s more like dominatrix-DIY. I don’t know, just look.

Who made this?!?!?!? WHO. MADE. THIS.

That’s Micaela Schafer, she’s an “actress” and “model.” You probably didn’t notice (with all the side-boob, thong, weird material action going on) but Schafer wore this “dress” to the Men In Black III premiere (which is why I get to talk about it). You know who likes MIB3? My entire generation Kids. Kids, like these movies. Kids, who probably shouldn’t be seein’ all a that.
I really appreciate that she remembered her watch, though. She may have forgotten her dress. But at least she remembered her watch. If you would like to tell me what this is actually made of, I would love that.

For even more photos of Schafer’s “dress” check out Huffington Post Style.