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Lady Gaga POPs With New Album Title

5 Aug

A couple of weeks ago I was listening to a Born This Way track and realized, “wow… Lady Gaga really hasn’t released any new music in a while. Weird.” And then she announced that her next album will officially be released in 2013 “before spring.” Let the count down begin!
Obviously, everyone was wondering when Mother Monster would transmit down the name of her newest album. The answer’s today. Gaga took to Twitter to confirm that her third studio LP will be called ARTPOP. The capitilization is actually really serious.

See?

Last week Gaga had released a photo of her newest tattoo; the word ARTPOP on her forearm. Since then, fans were speculating it would be the name of the newest album. Clearly, they right on target and I’m guessing not very surprised. She had gotten Born This Way inked before her second CD was released.

Now she can’t get a tattoo without getting people’s hopes up

Although there’s not a lot of information about ARTPOP right now, I’m sure Gaga can’t keep a lid on it for too long. Little Monsters need to know.

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Lady Gaga Is Quite The Chameleon

29 Jul

The sequel for Robert Rodriguez’s 2010 shoot-’em-up Machete, the ingeniously named Machete Kills, is famous for its crazy casting. No other film can boast having Mel Gibson, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Spy Kid Alexa Vega on one call sheet. Plus, Charlie Sheen is the president in Machete Land. No joke.

I hope Sheen and Gibson sport equally sexy costumes.

Well, there’s one more name to add to the Machete madness: Lady Gaga. Mother Monster has chosen Rodriguez’s latest film to make her acting debut. Nope, definetely didn’t see that one coming. In Kills she will play La Chameleon, a vampy fox/wolf (?) wearing smoking gun according to a recently released poster (featured below). Weirdly enough Gooding Jr. is listed as “El Chameleon” on IMDb. Are they a team? Or did Rodriguez just drop Gooding’s El for Gaga’s La? Here’s to hoping they’re a kickass biracial couple.

In case you were wondering what this movie could actually be about, the US government sends Danny Trejo’s Machete into Mexico to stop an arms dealer from launching a weapon into space. If anyone can see where Lady Gaga falls into that, please let me know.

I see what you’re doing there… No wait. I don’t. At all.

Rodriguez’s casting choice is clearly just an attempt to help us feel comfortable with Lady Gaga The Actress. Everyone knows that Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino are BFF’s. And everyone knows that Kill Bill Vol. 3 is somewhere in the works (but it’s QT, “in the works” could take 10 years). So, no one should be surprised when Gaga is cast as a very grown up B.B.- it’s bound to happen.