Movies I Shouldn’t Be Excited For, But Am: Underworld Awakening

11 Dec

It’s December, everybody (just in case you haven’t looked at a calendar)! Which means it’s Prime Oscars Time. Steve McQueen’s sex drama, Shame, came out last weekend followed by fellow awards contenders The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close and War Horse later this month. January will see Meryl Streep as The Iron Lady. In the midst of all this Intellidrama, what am I excited for, other than Shame?  Underworld Awakening of course.
Vampires, leather and unnecessary fight scenes, what’s not to be pumped for?

After two and a half minutes of “New War” and no sunlight, what are Awakening‘s most biting questions?
– Wait, am I watching the trailer for Fall 2011’s Contagion or is this Underworld Awakening?

-Oh okay, cool, I’m in the right place. There’s Kate Beckinsale. Who was dumb enough to put her in a research facility. Did they miss the first two movies (Underworld: Rise of Lycans is not a real film)?

-Do humans ever learn? Don’t try to eradicate vampirism, it literally never works out for us. Unless they sparkle. Then, go for it.

-Are leather and throwing stars actually superior in the war against Lycans, or are they just preferences?

-Aye, who’s this hybrid kid? Why’s she’s important enough to make Selene cry?

-Was in possible to film in colors other than grey, black and blue. No? Oh okay, just wanted to ask.

Get excited for vampires, werewolves, and humans (oh my!) done right. With no weddings or awkward pregnancies needed, only tons of explosions. In 3D.

Underworld [Re]Awakening hits theaters January 20, 2012.
 

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2 Responses to “Movies I Shouldn’t Be Excited For, But Am: Underworld Awakening”

  1. Joanna December 11, 2011 at 4:57 AM #

    OMG! My boyfriend and I are also big fans of the Underworld movies and we can’t wait for January. And my boyfriend’s name happens to be Lucian. How cool is that?

    • Ariana Romero December 11, 2011 at 11:55 AM #

      That’s so cool! I’m so happy other people are excited for Awakening too, it should be tons of fun. Btw thanks for the like 🙂

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