The Twedding Of Your Dreams

15 Aug

I was all ready to stop writing today. Since, nothing could be more ridiculous than Brooke Hogan unveiling nude bondage-inspired photos to her wrestler dad. Right? Wrong! Crimes of Fashion are about to be committed in the name of Mormon-paranormal-romance-mega-saga Twilight. And, yes, it’s worse than Robert Pattinson’s future clothing line.

Every little girl dreams of her wedding dress. Will it be strapless? With a giant train? Maybe a giant ball gown would be better? Classic? Over the top? You no longer have to make these decisions! Because Bella Swan has already made the choice for you. The Carolina Herrera designed wedding dress for Breaking Dawn Part I is only months away from being sold to the awaiting masses. Bridal gown designer Alfred Angelo will be exclusively manufacturing the dress under the label Twilight Bridal by Alfred Angelo.

We're inches away from seeing the dress! Oh happy day!

According to the actual novel Bella’s dress is inspired by a day gone by…a day gone very very by. Out of love for her elderly vampire beau, the gown is very Jane Austen-y. Sure sounds super sexay. But don’t let that stop you Twihards! You buy that overwrought wedding dress, hopefully they’ll even make Rosalie and Alice’s bridesmaid’s dresses. You’re Twedding wouldn’t be complete without them! And obviously finding that possessive, overly introspective, cold, pale husband of your dreams.

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